第一集里Ted和Robin的一段小对话:Ted: I'd go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line. Reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that's been stuck in my head all week and I'd think,"Wow. Hey, maybe she's the one." Now I think,"I just know that bitch is gonna take the last whole-wheat everything bagel." Robin: You've just been focused on work.Ted: No, it's more than that. I've stopped believing. Not in some depressed,"I'm gonna cry during my toast"Way. No in a way I even noticed until tonight. It's just, every day, I think I believe a little less and a little less and a little less. And that...sucks.第二集结束语:Kids, you can't talk yourself into falling in love. It doesn't take days of deliberation. When it's real, you know pretty quickly, and with absolute certainty. I had forgotten that. But I was about to be reminded.第八集Ted想去和Naomi说分手的时候:....when it's just not there, you can't force it.第十集Ted看到三个人跳舞的时候:Wow, music really does bring people together.第十二集Robin和Barney刚发现怀孕的时候:Robin: I'm pregnant.Barney: ........Barney: Are you sure you're not just getting fat?。。。Barney: pregnant? seems nobody told your boobs...第十三集关于Puzzles的小曲:Ted: Puzzles is a place when people go/ To feel like they belongBarney: Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girlsTed: No, we're not.Barney: Bro.Ted: That would be wrong.Ted: A place where wit and wisdom bloomBarney: A place to bang chicks in Ted's roomTed: Not gonna happen.Barney: We'll talk about it.Ted & Barney: At Puzzles, we all fit togetherKevin:And I'm the bartender!Ted & Barney: ......Kevin: I'll go get the other kegs.Ted: Probably a good idea.Barney: We got to work out some harmonies.Ted: And coz when I'm up hereBarney: And I'm right here...Ted: No, you actually.............Background: At Puzzles, we all fit together\ On sunny days or stormy weather\ So pull up a chair and sit folks\ We laugh and share and stories to tell\ Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home\Barney: And we bang chicks in Ted's room.第十四集在strip club:Ted: Barney!Barney: Wh...whatTed: I'm allowed to miss them, okay? They're my two best friends.Barney: I'm your two best friends!Ted:......第十五集Ted的旁白:Kids, someday you're gonna throw a party, and you might find yourself worrying if something's gonna go wrong. Well, don't. What you should worry about is everything going wrong. And what's really scary is how quickly that can happen.